January 2011
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New Years Eve
Shall be spent on my couch with some good friends in the form of vodka/tequila/moscata and some good human friends too. All you hos be safe and remember AAA is towing cars and giving free rides until 6 am! DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!!
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“You can’t be fat and mean Andrea. Have you ever noticed fat people are...”
– The Big C
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December 2010
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My Year End Wrap Up →
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Why...
don’t people make mixtapes anymore? My next boyfriend needs to make me a mixtape during courtship.
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“Ladies, you need to understand that as long as you got a vagina, you run the...”
– Kat Williams
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“Most women hate anyone with a higher metabolism and more male attention than...”
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“I think I want life to be like golf: I’m playing the course w/ a few bad...”
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“Never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
– Oscar Wilde (via thepinkwhale)
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“You are not overdressed. The world is under-dressed for you.”
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In WTF News of the Day!
Ever wonder how much the Teen Mom girls get a year? It was reported around 60k well that was WAY LOW! Amber’s salary was revealed in court and it’s 280,000 a year!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!! I guess getting knocked up at 16 is a lucrative business.
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Sigh...
Why must we always fall for the unattainable boys?
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“It’s the prettiest people who are painfully insecure.”
– Megan Fox (via meganfoxxxdaily)
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I just spilled wine all over my rug. I’m more sad about the wasted wine than the rug.
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“Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what ur...”
– John Mayer
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